by Lary » Mon Jan 10
China, the level III civilization, besides having Nuclear silos and plasma technology, China has Dragons, Paper, Compasses, Space Shuttles, Missiles that shoot from satilites (forgot what they're called, Weapons that can Destroy Planets (WDP) (Forgot that those are called too, and Gary.
Yes, Gary is so powerful, he can bring eternal life to the wielder, or he can bring pain, suffering and death to the user.
China also gives employees free health insurances, free cars, very high pay, very nice working conditions, and a free jet!
Come to China, Get Nuclear silos and all those other cool thing
Side effects of joining China may include sneezing, vomiting, prolonged discomforting bowel movements accompanied by an oily discharge, advanced cranial dissolution, random detaching of limbs, spontaneous combustion, air growth on soles of feet, abnormal growth of nose, stinky ears, growth of mutated organs (third yellow eye, etc.), hair loss, attraction to crocodiles, dislike of the general idea of Rome, uncontrollable bellybutton lint growth, ludicrous amount of mucus, ridiculous shrinking in stature, skin falling off, discharge of massive amounts of excrement, memory loss, unstoppable talking, tendency to crave human flesh, mental problems, irreversible loss of brain cells, and unstoppable loud farting. It's worth it though!
Gary the Great
Writer of the poem "Strokke"
Believer of China > all
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