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Postby kdsprox » Fri May 06

As some of you know already I like to put little jokes into my blue texts to make them interesting. So I was wondering what some of your best jokes were. If they make me lol then they could end up into one of my blue texts! Just post them here.
"It's murder, more or less. Killing people. The fine art of diplomatic assassination. Or blinding, or deafening. Or a weakening of the limbs, or a paralysis... but it doesn't matter. It's all been my trade. And it will be yours, if you agree..."
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Re: Jokes

Postby thesumm » Fri May 06

hey kdsproxima, we definitely encourage levity in novice guide and building player relationships, but specifically making jokes or kinda messing around in NG should be avoided. We always want you guys to put your spin on things and speak as freely as possible, but we also encourage restraint since NG chat is sent to every server. Let me know if you have any questions :)
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Re: Jokes

Postby kdsprox » Fri May 06

I make a small one with a reg blue text, just to maybe make intrest
"It's murder, more or less. Killing people. The fine art of diplomatic assassination. Or blinding, or deafening. Or a weakening of the limbs, or a paralysis... but it doesn't matter. It's all been my trade. And it will be yours, if you agree..."
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Re: Jokes

Postby kdsprox » Fri May 06

Also there is a somewhat deeper reason that I have a planned thesis on but the short of it is that I don;t seem like a robot and am a person. In faith, I have been asked a question where someone thought I was a robot who identified question marks and sent answers... so I attempt to avoid that happening again.
"It's murder, more or less. Killing people. The fine art of diplomatic assassination. Or blinding, or deafening. Or a weakening of the limbs, or a paralysis... but it doesn't matter. It's all been my trade. And it will be yours, if you agree..."
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Re: Jokes

Postby Peach » Fri May 06

I’ve gotta roll the dice, Never look back and never think twice!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Lary » Fri May 06

kdsproxima wrote:Also there is a somewhat deeper reason that I have a planned thesis on but the short of it is that I don;t seem like a robot and am a person. In faith, I have been asked a question where someone thought I was a robot who identified question marks and sent answers... so I attempt to avoid that happening again.

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Re: Jokes

Postby kdsprox » Sat May 07

ok I have never seen that one, sorry
"It's murder, more or less. Killing people. The fine art of diplomatic assassination. Or blinding, or deafening. Or a weakening of the limbs, or a paralysis... but it doesn't matter. It's all been my trade. And it will be yours, if you agree..."
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Re: Jokes

Postby IrishElf » Sat May 07

"Ya know, they say there's strength in numbers.. They should tell that to six million jews"


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Re: Jokes

Postby Alexei » Tue May 17

Oh wowwww "Whats the difference between light and hard?" (friend of mine) "I don't know?" "You can sleep with a light on" -Alexei and that is my joke for you Elfy JSYK
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Re: Jokes

Postby Vanvende » Wed Feb 08

You can make the topic about canada jokes. Those jokes are very funny and those jokes can make the topic more funny. So, i just telling you about this but its depends on your choice.
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